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Recent Movie Reviews

Dot Dot Dot - Animated Dot Dot Dot - Animated

Rated 5 / 5 stars

*Theater applause*

Never before have I seen such beauty set to sound. Bravo!

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Pico Fucks With Machines Pico Fucks With Machines

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I can confirm this.

Machines will fuck you over. Seriously. Don't dick around with them. It happened to me at a vending machine once.

Meaning the item I wanted from said vending machine got stuck.

But yeah, I really like the chiptune in this one.

Yule of Krills Yule of Krills

Rated 5 / 5 stars

You know this is actually interesting.

I really like it's recursive nature.
If I have a son that gets in a car crash I need to call him a bitch in case he get's the reference.

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Recent Game Reviews

The C word The C word

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Disgustingly and brilliantly humorous.

I don't know why, but an anthropomorphic vagina gauging your effort, with an assortment of frowns and smiles, against hoards of bugs and STDs is a funny prospect.

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Coil Coil

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Slightly discomforting but quite emotional.

I most definitely like the unusual aspect and control scheme of this game. I also like the way you take on this unknown creature like in other games such as Triachnid and Gish.

Another thing, if you can't beat any puzzles, mess with the mouse. shake it, make patterns with it, see what movement you do on the mouse does to the elements in-game.

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Obey! The Game Obey! The Game

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I like the elephant games...

They force you to think outside the box, I think this perticular game is the most stylish out of the lot.

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Recent Audio Reviews

Dot Dot Dot Dot Dot Dot

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Peppel think this review is werthles.

You, sir, are the master of epic readings. You should take it upon yourself to give all bad writing some class.

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&amp;lt;PS&amp;gt; Cry Myself to Sleep <PS> Cry Myself to Sleep

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I think you hit the nail on the head.

Yup. This is probably an accurate personification of having a good cry.
I mean it's a long time since I cried properly, but this is what it was like.

PenguinSam responds:

I would say that I hope it is a long time before you cry again, but crying means that something or someone meant something to you, and goodbyes are just the inevitable ends of hellos.

Thank you for listening. :)


&amp;lt;PS&amp;gt; A Hero's Lament <PS> A Hero's Lament

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Still gets me.

I favorited this, what? A few years ago? And it still gives me the same feeling it did. That's brilliant. Love the lament.

PenguinSam responds:

Oh wow, thank you! I'm glad this piece made an impact, it means I'm doing something right to help make this world a better place. :)

Recent Art Reviews

Nature Nature

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Nature will fuck your shit up.

And it will have no mercy.
I like

Space Station 13 Space Station 13

Rated 4 / 5 stars


This is accurate artist's representation of a day working with Nanotrasen.
Meanwhile, the clown is being beaten half to death by shitcurity.

DannyP responds:

Not the clown! Someone get him 5 bruise packs, 2 burn packs, and a vuvuzela, stat!

Aionne Ferchozaki Gift Aionne Ferchozaki Gift

Rated 5 / 5 stars

You heard the lady.

Go eat your Doritos.

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